Do not bait
svmadelyn. Or she will unexpectedly paste traumtizing excerpts of the most horrible fic she can find into the AIM window. I think I can repress it if I'm careful and start drinking *now*.Note to
elke_tanzer:No, this is not as bad as That One That We Made You Read. But wow. *Close* second.
Note to
svmadelyn:I'm so letting you get run over next time.
That is all. Carry on.
*leans against you* I need more pity.
...urethra porn? *blinks* Wha?
The whole urethral fetish is where one stretches the urethra wide enough to permit it to become an orifice. Apparently, it's easier to stretch a woman's urethra than a man's, for perhaps obvious reasons. This guy seems to have gone to the trouble, though. (Do I even have to say that that link is NSFW?)
It's a whole thing for some people--if you google it, you'll come across crappily written smut for it, same as every other fetish ever.
What cracks me up is that it made onto the scale that
But this was worse! FAR WORSE OMG.
Also? The urethra porn in the links? Nothing will ever be that traumatizing ever again. *shudder*
(Also, oh my god, you want traumatising? I've had to reconcile myself to the existence of the guy who lives in my very city who un-pottytrained himself for the purposes of his fetish. Yes. He chained down his toilet, because it was the only way he could truly un-pottytrain himself. I'd have thought that would have been a hint to him that what he was trying to do was horribly unnatural, but I am just wacky that way.)
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