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After the fic with the winking asshole, and the urethra porn, I just... there's nearly nothing left that can scar me. BRING IT ON.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh woman, you should not have asked.

The whole urethral fetish is where one stretches the urethra wide enough to permit it to become an orifice. Apparently, it's easier to stretch a woman's urethra than a man's, for perhaps obvious reasons. This guy seems to have gone to the trouble, though. (Do I even have to say that that link is NSFW?)

It's a whole thing for some people--if you google it, you'll come across crappily written smut for it, same as every other fetish ever.

What cracks me up is that it made onto the scale that jmtorres and I used to describe something really weird the other has to see. It's the squicky end of said scale.

Considering what you inflicted on us in the car, I can't feel too sorry for you!

I kind of want to know what could possibly be worse, except no. NO, I DON'T.

It involved cream fillings.

Heh. Always glad to pass on the pain and trauma! Fandom's about sharing, right?

(Also, oh my god, you want traumatising? I've had to reconcile myself to the existence of the guy who lives in my very city who un-pottytrained himself for the purposes of his fetish. Yes. He chained down his toilet, because it was the only way he could truly un-pottytrain himself. I'd have thought that would have been a hint to him that what he was trying to do was horribly unnatural, but I am just wacky that way.)

Many web frames make unpent genus spheciuses.

Ok I clicked on the urethral porn link thinking it was like, a written description or something, and I wish I could bleach my brain, or induce selective amnesia. Does anyone know how to do that?