this is what you learn, volume one

Note to self:

Do not bait svmadelyn. Or she will unexpectedly paste traumtizing excerpts of the most horrible fic she can find into the AIM window. I think I can repress it if I'm careful and start drinking *now*.

Note to elke_tanzer:

No, this is not as bad as That One That We Made You Read. But wow. *Close* second.

Note to svmadelyn:

I'm so letting you get run over next time.

That is all. Carry on.