Third verse, same as teh first and second, all in under twenty minutes.
Client: But why can't you do that?
Me: Because I'm not a caseworker.
Client: But I just need the income limits to see how much leeway he has!
Me: *Gives client income limits and does subtraction.*
Client: *triumphant* But the caseworker said something else! Blah blah formula blah blah blah budget blah blah blah specialized knowledge!
Me: Hence the fact I said *I'm not a caseworker* and I don't have that knowledge.
Client: So what do you do?
There were so many ways I could have answered that.
Me: blah blah job description, blah blah flying monkeys.
Seriously, this is so not worth putting on eyeliner.