I really have no idea why I think that, but it suddenly amused me to imagine myself doing the commentary line on a fic I hadn't written. then I could put in my 'what the fuck' and 'ooh. *slick*' moments, and point out the places I jumped and went 'oh my god WHY?' and 'i wonder if she would marry me'. And my personal epiphany moment of any fic--when I get up and run for coffee--not walk. *Run*. So it can't, I don't know, fast forward without me?
I so did not mean that. Put down the phone, svmadelyn I DID NOT MEAN IT.