I cannot prove half these people walk upright. I'd add to this list not just those I am walking through teh baby steps of communication, but those who send them to us with the bright idea we are actually psychic so when they say, I need this social program, what they actually mean is, I want a program that is actually something you might have heard of and has a totally different name and function.
And dear God, do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?
I'm trying to figure out a way to post some of these--unique--conversations contextually. But suffice to say--right now I am working on giving people hives with my mind. It's not fatal, but dear God, will it hurt.