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argh, part two
I cannot prove half these people walk upright. I'd add to this list not just those I am walking through teh baby steps of communication, but those who send them to us with the bright idea we are actually psychic so when they say, I need this social program, what they actually mean is, I want a program that is actually something you might have heard of and has a totally different name and function.

And dear God, do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?

I'm trying to figure out a way to post some of these--unique--conversations contextually. But suffice to say--right now I am working on giving people hives with my mind. It's not fatal, but dear God, will it hurt.

Hives. With. My. Mind. I'm so not kidding.

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they need a social program? or reprogramming? You want to send them to the Borg?

Resistance is futile!


pfft, customer/clients *always* expect psychic powers. Be sure to let us know how to give clients hives with your mind, that's a trick a lot of us could use. A *lot*.

When you figure it out, let me know. I'd like to give a few people hives, m'self.

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