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So, svmadelyn abandoned me to my own devices while she and rageprufrock cavort through Europe. I'm trying to get a list of things I've wanted to do but never dared to when she was around to see it. I know it's longer than this:

1.) Write emo gothic poetry.

And even that I'd do in front of her, mostly because it would be kind of fun to watch her twitch. Other possible options including cutting my own hair again, before she can talk me away from the scissors, and buying another three rabbits, while she can't call my mother.

I assume she won't call from Europe.

Hmm. Let's scratch that out.

So, left unsupervised on the net. Hmm. What is a fangirl to do?

We'll start with Alien Worm Porn, or How Superman and Batman Watch and Cry For Alien Worm Love. I would never joke about such a beautiful moment. A beautiful, deep, bonding moment. Did I mention that there are phallic shaped symbols falling from space? And touching? Yeah. It's like that.

So. What *should* I do anyway? And yes, working on wip fic is already on the list. I am so there.

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God, I'd do anything to get my hands on a copy of that comic. And the Superman/Batmna comic is just as gay, even without Loeb writing. Sigh, I love DC sometimes:)

I think you'll find that if you replace the question of "what should I do?" with "What would entertain Amy?", you will NEVER BE BORED. And neither will I!

*smiles helpfully*

Alien Worm Porn is a thing of beauty. I mean, first you have the alien worm porn itself, and then you have...

I have read NC-17 slashfic that was less gay. I'm just sayin'.

I have read NC-17 slashfic that was less gay. I'm just sayin'.

What you said. And I'm just counting the Alien Worm Porn there, personally.

*nods* That you do not see every day. That--that was unique. That was *special*.

*happy sigh*

I clicked on your link.

Oh dear god.

I did this to myself.

I clicked on your link.

Where's the spork?

You werent' moved by their beautiful, tragic worm love?

Heartless. You are *heartless*.

*smirks* But I feel I have accomplished something here. Something *beautiful*.

It took a lot of willpower and self control (and my eyeballs telling me in no uncertain terms they will leave my skull if I try to abuse them again) not to click on the link. After reading the comments in this post, I'm sure I've made the right decision XD As for what to do while Madelyn and Pru are scaring and scarring the good folks of Europe? Looks like you're off to a good start on keeping everyone traumatized while Madelyn is off on vacation...

Maybe you should organize a Alien Worm Porn BAD!Ficathon CHALLENGE!!! Multi-fandom of course... Or you can eat cookies and ice cream and upload tons of photos of your pets. I always wanted to see those furry critters pets that seem to multiply and take over your life like tribbles.

"Glowing with the returned auras of emotion, the two men weep... then turn and embrace over the ashes of feeling, the dust of sacrifice. Here, it is warm... outside it is bitterly cold. Perhaps no one else, on any world, would understand."





That ... was truly disturbing. *shudders* And yet, after the day I just had, I really needed something like that to put things into perspective.

::retreats to (only) gibber quietly in the corner, because now I'm Feeling. Much. Better!!! *queep*::

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