Seperis (seperis) wrote,
Seperis
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mother's day, Child-style

My son's early mother's day present to me, written on notebook paper. Spelling and punctuationn reproduced as faithfully as possible.


Once upon a time there was a wonderfully buttafull wooman her name was jennefier. One day She met a guy at a restrount she was in colage she reproduced with a man then a sperm vent in to a egg that got bigger the child got bigger and bigger Until it was time when I was born there are side afects so you know it your having a baby or not one of them is mood swings they are when you swich from happy to sad to mad to tired.


The best part? He spelled *reproduced* correctly.

I love my life.
Tags: child, jenn's life
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