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you know, this is what i do when i have hit rock bottom boredom
children of dune - leto 1
Okay, now my official, hi new friendpeople! You have friended me. Frankly, I have no idea why. Unless it's because of Crimes Against Humanity, which I mean, it's a long, long orgy of bloodlust and death and sex and sometimes plot, so yeah, I get that. Yay us! God I love the internet.

But I feel I should introduce myself. I am jenn, seperis, or both. I have three rabbits. My son has a bearded dragon. These things are the drama of my life. Occasionally, I talk about work. Mostly, I talk about how bored I am. I'm bored a lot.

1.) My natural state is lazy and status quo. These are broken by brief, intense, and creepy periods of high activity, high energy, and sometimes, hysterics. My default answer to anything will be maybe. That acutally usually means no, unless you say "Would you write Sheppard killing a planet?" Then I'll say, yes.

2.) Occasionally, I'll be interesting. I try to avoid doing that too often; it feels like false advertising.

3.) Don't flame in my lj. Unless you have my permission, or the person you are flaming is really annoying and is not me. Or you know me so well that you know that number one up there will usually take over and I'll never get around to reprimanding you. I might whimper. It happens.

4.) I like coffee, chocolate, and cookies. And by like, i mean, obsesed with. I have an icon devoted to cookies. I mean, really.

5.) One day I will finally do the post Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From Fandom. These things include some creative Latin, body part names I never knew existed before, and an ability to know on sight in any given kitchen exactly what can and cannot be used for lube.

One day, I'll get over reading that fic about the self-lubing penis, but that won't be today.

I did come here for "Crimes Against Humanity", which obsesses me for a few days every time you write a new chapter, but I find I'm enjoying the other random posts as well.

John and Rodney evil sexy bloodplay? Makes me squee with delight.

The image of a self-lubing penis? Squicks me so much.

Fandom is good for knowing yourself *g*.

I friended you 'cause I like the rabbit stories *g*.

Oh, and your SV fanfic makes me...sad...happy...giggly...pensive (fill in emotion of your choice here--they all fit).

I'm not into SGA yet, but it's on my long-range "to do" list--after I get caught up with SV, West Wing, and a number of other shows where I'm a season or so behind.

And I notice we share another comm/support group/whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I'm a survivor of the battle of clinical depression...slowly coming out of the tunnel after years and years in the "dark night of the soul". I think the comm is aptly named *smile*.

One day, I'll get over reading that fic about the self-lubing penis, but that won't be today.

Sufficiently squicked but curious to an unhealthy degree. Thanks for that.

...body part names I never knew existed before

Yeah, at this point, I pretty much refer to any brown-eyed person as having "chocolatey orbs", which eventually just makes me really hungry and triggers a mad Cadbury-related obsession.

curious to an unhealthy degree


There's this one, in Smallville, with Alien!puberty!Clark (links to first part):


Well, I came for Little!John, but stayed for MadPsychoKiller!John and I'm damned which one I love the most. More power to you and your rabbits.

I friended you for a couple of reasons!

Teachers pet rocks!

Crimes Against Humanity is so wrong that its right, it works on every level and I'm starting to think its what the show should have been!

You are amongst my fave authors in the SGA fandom, and i dont have that many, but your fics are always a must read.

Your LJ posts are hilarious and make me laugh, your mind and mine are similar...and thats quite a scary thought for all concerned!


Hi! I'm Megan, I'm new, I'm glad to meetcha. And I love your fic. Um. A lot. Which is good cuz I'm weirdly obsessed with SGA right now, so. yeah. Hi!

I'm here because of "Crimes Against Humanity", as it finally occured to me that rather than going to check your LJ to see if you'd posted a new chapter, I could just friend you. Duh!! However, I've enjoyed your stories for a long time. "Sleep While I Drive" has to be one of my very favorite stories in any fandom, and I was so happy to see you were writing SGA (I especially like "Something More").

I actually can't remember when I friended your journal, I know that I keep reading it because your posts are very interesting and fun, whether they are about fannish things or RL:)

and an ability to know on sight in any given kitchen exactly what can and cannot be used for lube. Best. Talent. Ever.

I seriously don't rememeber when I friended you, but it was somewhere in my QAF newbie days. I think it was the vampire!Brian story that did it. Or 'Stumble and Fall'. Or ice cube!sex. Good times. =))

Well, I'd like to say I'm above the siren call of orgies and bloodlust, but...oh hell, who am I kidding? That's totally what I'm here for. =)

(And now, apparently, the possibility of Fairy King!John - which, btw, should totally be written, and also involve orgies and bloodlust)

I wish I could say I'm here for the cookies, but one cannot survive on cookies alone. It's the fic, really. So yea, I like food, porn, and fic. And porn fic. And food porn, like chocolate chip cookies. See how it all fits together?

I'm just sinking my teeth into the Atlantis Project. That is, when I'm not melting into a puddle of goo over Pru's "Hindsight." Because I just started reading that one, and yea... it might take a while to pick myself up off the floor. Oh, and Landscape? I'm beyond thrilled you're still posting SV fic.

i've been here for awhile, but i just wanted to let you know that i stay for the rabbits.

oh right, and the fic. ::nods enthusiastically:: :)

I like a lot your clex fics^^

I had been meaning to friend you and just recently got around to it. I've really enjoyed just about everything you've written for the past nine months, which is how long I've been reading SGA. Having one of your posts come up on my flist fills me with glee. I loved your last post where you describe your meeting boredom. Yeah, I've been in that meeting. The only thing that could possibly be worse is the dreaded safety film. The one with the really bad actors that gets shown year after year.

Not actually on your friends list,

nd an ability to know on sight in any given kitchen exactly what can and cannot be used for lube.

But amen to that!