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children of dune - leto 1
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Hypothetical PSAs for My Fic

Stolen from a locked entry, it was just too--something. But yes, I never warn, and now I worry about the youth of America and how they might read my fic.

Your friendly neighborhood PSAs. I think if everyone follows these simple rules, they will be happier.

1.) Do not have sex with the exceedingly hot guy who heads up a major religion. Really don't sleep with him if he *is* the religion.

2.) Do not sleep with the junkie younger brothers of once-best-friend-turned enemy megalomaniacs. That way lies serious headaches and several showers to wash off the blood.

3.) No matter how bad your mood is, do not have sex with your husband's former best friend who hates your guts and regularly posts articles decrying your evil. Seriously, that shit will put you on the couch for *years*.

4.) Don't have sex with sociopathic serial killers, even the really hot ones who carry big guns and like getting dirty. No, wait....

5.) Don't *ever* even *fantasize* about having sex with anyone who might at any time turn eight years old on you, or you might as well just marry your psychotherapist, because that's probably going to be your primary relationship for a very long time.

6.) Don't ever be in a position to be hung from the ceiling by an ex-boyfriend. It will end with weird, kinky sex. Which could be good, actually. Maybe you should ignore this one.

ID the story, get a point! The points aren't redeemable, but I smile a lot.

Hmm. It's like teh summary game, but dirtier.


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Four and five are easy -- Crimes Against Humanity and Teacher's Pet (two of my most favorite stories *evah*)

Isn't #1 "A Handful of Dust"?

3 is that last evil bit to "Somewhere I Have Never Traveled."


I think the second one is "Time and A World Away," IIR. (Been a long time since I've touched SV ffic.)

Wow. I really wasn't sure anyonee would get that one. *bounces*

Is #6 Only Human? You might have written multiple stories with this plot and I just haven't read them yet. If you have, point the way!

1. Handful of Dust
2. NOW I;m interested.
3. It has to be in smallville. It HAS to be. I just wish I could remember.
4. Crimes Against Humanity
5. Teacher's Pet
6. . . . . WHAT?

Though in Rodney's defence, he didn't KNOW that John would be turning eight, so it's not really his fault. Everything afterwards possibly is, but it's not like he KNEW it would be happening!

And does four count because Rodney is no angel himself there you know, what with killing off anyone who doesn't do as he says and there was that incident with the populated Solar System.

Ooh, almost all!

2.) Time and a World Away, Smallville
3.) Somewhere'verse, Smallville
6.) Only Human, Smallville

Random guesses as I dash to work:

1) Handful of Dust

2) It'll be one of the Clark/Lucas ones I never read due to being behind on canon and then have a crappy memory.

3) Oh, oh, I know this one. The one where Lex sleeps with Lois, and... dude, totally blanking on titles.

4) I'm guessing it's a JOhn focused one, but really, no idea.

5) Teacher's Pet. *snerk*

6) No idea. I mean, I'm not even sure of the fandom (although I'd take a wild stab in the dark at Ronon/Rodney).

*G

Two is Time and a World Away
Three--he slept with Chloe, Somewhere snippet
Four--crimes against humanity
Six--Only Human, SV. It was this mood I was in...

*bounces on toes* I want to do more! Though I cant' think of any others that relally have the creep fact of fun. *Sad*

Hmm, I only know Teacher's Pet (5) and Crimes Against Humanity (5)—and the latter only because, after not even planning to read it (thinking it was just not my thing), I mainlined all five parts yesterday. Of course, I knew the writing would be lovely, but, like, even though they're evil, they're still... kinda the same. And John and Rodney are so sweet with each other. So yay! :)

Whoa on the never having sex with sociopathic serial killers, now - you just left out Angel and Spike!

Now feeling stupid. I did not realize that you were describing stories. :slinks away:

*snorts* Now that is funny.
I do like the one for Teacher's Pet, because you know, so very true.

4: Crimes Against Humanity
5: Teacher's Pet

I'm not too familiar with the rest of them, but I'm fairly sure that 2 has something to do with Smallville.

And of course I hadn't actually ever *read* #3, and now I have, and I could have gone my whole life without reading that before it had a follow-up. Ack. (And I seriously need to close that window soon, before I start sniffling and have to try to explain. Would I go to hell if I blamed it on the death of an obscure relative? Yes? Damn. )

I don't think I can follow 4-6. Maybe some can and my willpower is just very, very weak. *shrugs*

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