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Things At Work

Okay, you see I have not much to do by the fact I'm livejournaling and answring comments in a timely fashion, which by itself is kind of disturbing. But. Today is moving day, where I switched cubicles and brought sandwiches for everyone to snack on to ease them into the fact that they are now stuck in what appears ot be *stalls* in a room that has some creepy resemblance to a death chamber.

I am just cool like that.

Rabbits

Are all boys. Yes. My rabbits, who indulge in activities that many a Baptist minister would preach against, are in fact, all boys. Very very gay rabbit boys.

Okay, see, the thing is, on Friday, I took them to the vet, right before I went on a bloodthirsty spree across Atlantis. It was their first check-up, see if they had any problems, and also, assure I in fact had two boys and a girl. Right now, my hands look like an emo teenager who cuts herself from all the holding down and whatnot, but by God, they were checked. And so one at a time, the truth was revealed--my rabbits, who--I can't even really describe what I have seen them do when they believe themselves unobserved, but wow, *huh*--engage in carnality, are all very not straight, and I have this queasy feeling that somehow, someone from the Christian Right is going to show up and tell me that I am an unfit rabbit mother for turning my rabbits gay.

Or I could just believe what actual science says about animals and sexuality and how rabbits bond. I'm so not kidding. This is apparently their *bonding*.

Okay, humans are way too complicated, I've decided. I could totally get behind spending my entire life being groomed and cuddled and told how pretty my lop ears were. And eating four kinds of lettuce and one kind of vegetable every day becuase my owner was paranoid about proper rabbit digestion.

But wait, there's more.

The vet thing came out, however, with a fabulous moving moment of actual human/rabbit love, in which my rabbits figured I was the lesser evil and not only submitted to cuddling, but voluntarily allowed themselves to be picked up and cuddled. Oh bliss. You cat and dog owners with your openly loving, affectionate animals? Pah. I can have grudging rabbit tolerance! AND I LIKE IT.

Life bliss.

Also, they actually come to the edge of the cage now to look for me. They don't like it when I touch them, but if I sit very still inside, they will put their tiny paws on my knee and stare up at me with huge rabbit eyes. I'm pretty sure they're actually double checking to see if I am secreting bananas on my person, but I prefer to think we are bonding in the traditional way of man and rabbit, and not in the traditional way of rabbit and rabbit, and hey, did you know that there are worse things than Nifty?

There's the pet porn archive.

Please, don't ask. Just google if you have to know, but for everyone's sanity, try not to click. I made that mistake googling rabbits and pellets, and I'm pretty much wishing I could die now. Thank you for your patience while I try to find a decent spork.


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The vet thing came out, however, with a fabulous moving moment of actual human/rabbit love, in which my rabbits figured I was the lesser evil and not only submitted to cuddling, but voluntarily allowed themselves to be picked up and cuddled.

YES.

The only time my chinchilla willingly comes to me and allows me to hold him and is when the only other option is having a thermometer shoved up his ass.

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Very very gay rabbit boys.

Well thank god for that - at least you won't be knee deep in babier bunnies any time soon.

*is happy for you in your state of bliss*




Brother strongly recommends neutering as a way to improve rabbit personality. But it seems wrong to break up their polyamorous … unit.

*dies laughing*

Your tales of rabbiting has scared me from ever getting a rabbit. But even I can appreciate the rabbit love, especially when the rabbits are cute as yours.

I think it is a given that if you put boy rabbits together, they will all do the "bounding" thing. It has happened to two other friend's rabbits, and this is only the ones who are willing to discuss their rabbits' sex life. *snickers*

My boy bunnies humped each other all of the time, especially before they were fixed... and one of them we thought was a girl when we got him, too, interestingly enough. Lots and lots of humping. I guess it only makes sense I became a slash writer.

I'm kind of disappointed that my rats (both male) are not gayer. I mean they only scuffle and fight with each other (but not even with dominance mounting and neck biting like my previous, female rats did, mostly just weird kickboxing moves, bristling fur and lots of squeaking), and then masturbate solitary. All very macho. They do cuddle with each other if they are not sulking and pissed off after fighting, but my last girl rats had more action. OTOH it is far funnier to watch male rats masturbate.

Oh dear, you are rather rabbit obsessed, if you don't mind me saying. I'll give you credit - I've never met a more labourious owner of such pets. Most of them just stick them in the cage and feed them. Yours appear to get first class treatment.... such a life! :)

So they are boy bunnies who like rutting each other? Oh my, I wonder how that happened? I supposed they were lonely. I remember with my rabbits, I didn't do anything fancy with them and they pretty much recognised me and ate from my hand, and weren't afraid of me after a while. :D

Bwahahaa! OMG! SUCH memories!

When my sons were little boys we had bunzers (as I may have mentioned before) and while we were moving them around to different cages (during cage cleanup) we put a smaller bun in with a bigger bun and it was an immediate chase... around and around and around...

We grabbed the smaller bun out because it became very clear that he wasn't into ~buddy~ bonding...

He most definitely was happier with the girls buns...

We called him HetBun...






so it's called "bonding" now, is it?
::snickers, in a totally juvenile fashion::

thanks for the amusing bunny tales of...bunny tails....

From what I know of lapine history in Australia, you should be relieved that your warren is exclusively male. Although I think they also suit your slasher instincts *g*

*looks at your stories*

and you are surprised that your rabbits are gay? ;p

thou hast staged the gay Watership Down by accident. ;)

Bwahaha!!! I have been reading with glee your rabbit and lizard stories, but this one takes the cake. I LMAO before work this morning. Thanks for being so funny and sending me off to work in such a good mood. And as for the 'carnality'...where do you think the term 'f****** like bunnies' came from? ;)

I'm laughing. You're funny in a very good way. Thanks for lightening a pretty dim day!

I'm not feeling well tonight but I just read this and I am laughing so hard I am crying.

Rabbit bonding.
Very gay gay gay rabbit boys.
Things worse than Nifty.

Thank you. My stomach is not happy from the additional laughing cramps but I am giggling as I type.

But Nifty already has a bestiality category...

You didn't know? I mean I stumbled into the horse fic *ages* ago. Horses. *shudder*

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