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topic #3b
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
Cut for--well, I'm not sure, but it seems polite when discussing what your kinks are. I have no idea why. Hmm



Topic #3 b - Top ten bullet proof kinks by eretria

1.) Sharp objects, guns, *weapons*. Personal ones. Blowing up things. That sort of thing. Lex with a gun at the end of season one, John *every episode oh my GOD yes*, the thigh holsters, the C4, *phasers*, and phaser rifles--oh man, that ep of Voyager where they walked around with phaser rifles. Good times.

2.) Body marking; tattoos, branding (sometimes), body paint, henna, drawing on the body (God, Under the Skin), etc.

3.) Jealousy. Preferably the kind that leads to possessive sex. Rodney jealous works best for me because he can fuck your life up. John might shoot and regret it, but you peeve Rodney, you have no hot water and an overflowing toilet. Forget laundry. So yeah. Though John is fun, too.

4.) Possessive sex. Preferably the kind involving bondage.

5.) Bondage. I have no caveats.

6.) Saving the universe from the apocalypse, armageddon, epic armies of evil aliens. Seriously. You see why I was slavish to Buffy.

7.) Good characters going bad. Then going good again. Eventually. I mean, after a lot of terrible, terrible things. Yes.

8.) Fandom-specific = Atlantis control chair sex. I have read the most horrible fic in creation to get my fix on that one.

9.) This is caveated heavily, but it still counts. I like some kinds of D/s. But humiliation types do nothing for me at all. It's a weird line in that--I'll read *just for that* but I can still really dislike it a lot. Hmm. But yeah. Close enough.

10.) Ritual things. I mean, not just aliens-make-them-have-sex though I love those. To hit the place I will read despite the fact i see the word wonton? Rituals with meaning and tradition, force behind them, ones I believe. They can also include all of the above. Has anyone read one of any of teh above?

And Bonus!

11.) Caveated, but mostly true. Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell oh God I want to write this so much could someone please please please?


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11.) Caveated, but mostly true. Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell oh God I want to write this so much could someone please please please?

If someone (you?) writes this, please please please share.

Uh, yeah. Bullet proof kinks 'r us.

I think - No, I'm pretty sure we're the same fannish person. Because 10+9+5+4+2+1 = THE BEST STORY IN ALL OF THE WORLD AND OMG WHY WON'T SOMEONE WRITE THAT?

ahem.

sorry.

About #11 : Atlantis as a prison colony!

I'm going to say this until it sticks to someone and it gets written. *rubs hands together*

Count me in too. I'll freaking cheerlead and give slavish, perhaps scary amounts of devotion to anyone writing Atlantisprisoncolony AU with all our characters changed but not really.

Why did you say this? WHY? Do I look like I need any more plot bunnies? Especially scary wonderful ones like that?

Also, why did I never think of that myself? There is some movie where the whole of Manhattan is a prison island, and someone has to go in there and rescue some VIP who crashed his plane, and when I read that summary in the TV magazine, I thought it was the most awesome idea OMG EVER. And then it turned out that the movie sucked -- sucked so much, in fact, that I can't for the life of me remember the name or even most of the plot. I was so damn disappointed, I can't even tell you.

And a well-written Atlantis as prison colony would so be the answer to all my disappointed Manhattan prison colony dreams.

Do you mean 'Escape from New York' starring Kurt Russell, the original Jack O'Neill? He played an eye-patch wearing guy named Snake,IIRC. I kinda liked that movie...well, I was much younger then.

11.) Caveated, but mostly true. Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell oh God I want to write this so much could someone please please please?

So is the last line "...I want to write this so much..." a Freudian slip? 'Cause really, what list of kinks is complete without one? Go forth and write. We want you to write this so much too.

I promise, we'll wait patiently ::for some value of patiently::

Also, 2.
And 5.
And...yeah, you had me at 1. : )

I read 'kinks' and I click. *hangs head in feigned shame*
This was an uplifting post. Thank you.

11.) Caveated, but mostly true. Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell oh God I want to write this so much could someone please please please?

I swear, fandom is a hive mind. Just today, a couple of people at dinner started comparing Stargate Atlantis and Oz.

Emerald City, the area of the prison where a lot of hte action takes place, reminds me a lot of the control room/gate room on Atlantis. Just in black and white rather than soothing blues and greens.

And the big gay balcony falling scenes are just to alike to be dismissed. No, Atlantis is waiting for some good prison fic. There was that fic where John and Rodney were gladiators, but the point was *gladiators* and not *prison*.

Emerald City, the area of the prison where a lot of hte action takes place, reminds me a lot of the control room/gate room on Atlantis.

Oh, holy crap... *drools* This really, really needs to be done. Really. My two greatest fandoms in that kind of collision... would probably send me into cardiac arrest!

Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell

So essentially The Chute then? Just Rodney and John instead of Harry and Tom?

Now that you mention it...I want to read that.

oh God I want to write this so much could someone please please please?

Push you in the right direction? *g*

This is Pouncer

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(I can't remember my password and I'm using my mom's account on the home computer because I didn't want to wait for mine to boot up)

The branding comment made me snort out loud. You are very naughty!

Also, I think I share most of these kinks with you, which is probably one reason I like your stories so much. Even the D/s thing, where I too cannot go to humiliation places.

(Do you read in The O.C. at all? Soon I will have a prison sex story finished. I hope. I've only been writing it for eighteen freaking months. It just went above forty pages.)


Rituals with meaning and tradition, force behind them, ones I believe.

Have you checked out any of jssangel's posts on Ronon's background? Particularly, The Third Vow and A Dream of Things That Never Are. (And if you like that stuff you shouldn't miss helenish's commentfic and neery's commentfic based on those stories.)

Okay, it's impossible you haven't read this, but just in case, you MUST:

Visiting Hours, lilysaid


Just... guh, my love for this story knows no boundaries.

I'd still like to read what you have to say in the matter. :)

1,2,3,4, & 6 yes,yes,yes! 7-Faith. 11-hmm, didn't think so, but now that I do-yeah.

Oh, man, I read a J/R fic where they're captured by bad guys and a whole buncha bad stuff happens which I won't spoil anyone for and I can't remember who wrote it but it was long and angsty and there was prison sex and torture and oh, it was good.

And yeah, just about everything else you said but especially 4 & 5.

I have read the most horrible fic in creation to get my fix on that one.


The really scary thing? I think I know exactly which fic you mean. My eyes! Where's the bleach?

9.) This is caveated heavily, but it still counts. I like some kinds of D/s. But humiliation types do nothing for me at all. It's a weird line in that--I'll read *just for that* but I can still really dislike it a lot.

I hate it when stories that could have been so good D/s go the humiliation way instead. That was probably the most important thing to me when I wrote my own D/s story thing, not to cross the line into humiliation.

Prison sex. The long, plotty kind. With scary other prisoners and fighting for food and protecting each other and discovering the inner gay in a filthy corner of a cell

God, yes.

9.) This is caveated heavily, but it still counts. I like some kinds of D/s.

You did read Doctor's Orders, right? It's hands-down the sweetest D/s I've ever read.

Doctor's Orders Pt 1, Pt 2

Wontons
I had forgotten all about the chinese food!


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