rageprufrock - "WE CAN'T SEND HER A FUCKING CACTUS BECAUSE HER RABBIT DOESN'T LOVE HER!"This is the story of how Thumper the Rabbit Cactus appeared in my life. I just--you see, I don't *need* enemies. I have Pru and Madelyn.
...I should start taking applications for new friends, shouldn't I?
*still giggling*
What's really fun? This is such an awesome story, it could even have ITS OWN AU. I quote from the beginning:
Pru: maybe we should get her something more affectionate.
Pru: Like a cactus.
Pru: Or the flu.
Madelyn: ...we should send her a cactus.
Just imagine how very different things might have gone had Pru not suggested the cactus first. Seriously. I'm telling you, man. This epic could totally have ITS OWN AU.
But even in the AU? The flu's felt ears would still have to be glued. That Sew Crafty sounds like a fucker.
and where is the picture of Thumper Bob?....please?
If they didn't KNOW I was insane, it could have been BAD. BAD, I tell you.
Age: Young post teenager not quite adultish.
Special skills: Will tell you all the cheap places to eat in Paris and take you to Tad's in New York (°Plane ticket, hotel stay,...not included.)
I can also squee loudly over your rabbit tales and fiction, and promise to send you chocolate that may never even get bought (student's budget.)
So there's my application. Let me know if I make it
jumping in with a non-related message...
Take a look at the fabulous Oolong the talented Japanese rabbit....
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