Ten thousand words of porn. You know, I still can't actually believe it even when I look at it. As a cowriter, amireal is the devil, assualting me at work with porny snippets, accosting me in AIM with more snippets, attacking sneakily with, yes, more snippets.
cjandre, email me por favor? I need your services. No, not *those* services. The other ones where you mock me and correct my grammar.