*eyes narrowed dangerously*

Sekrit and completly public message to svmadelyn:

*narrowed eyes*

Somewhere'verse ends with Lex leaving Clark for Chloe and her triplets, buys three dogs, and eventually they rule the world.

*deep breath*

Clark cries and goes to live with his mother for the rest of his life, watching Reality TV. Specifically, Big Brother.

*dusts hands off* I'm done here.