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i could only wish i still possessed shame
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
cjandre: If you could have any kind of fic from me what would kind would you ask for right now?
Jenn: Bondage.
CJ: hee!
Jenn: Kinky.
Jenn: Possibly bloodplay.
Jenn: SGA of course.
Jenn: Knives are involved.
Jenn: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
CJ: First time? or Est. Relationship?
Jenn: *looks at list*
Jenn: mmmm, first time.
CJ: Mmmm
CJ: Any cliches?
Jenn: Dirty. Muddy.
CJ: Fuck or die is always good for blood play
Jenn: maybe injuries non sex related.
CJ: dirty muddy and blood?
Jenn: Oh, I like that.
Jenn: it's all good
Jenn: *sighs*
CJ: you want them to die of secondary infections don't you?
Jenn: It's very *clean* mud.


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cjandre: If you could have any kind of fic from me what would kind would you ask for right now?
Jenn: Bondage.


*perks up and pays attention*


When CJ asks something like that, it is the ultimate way to get my attention.

CJ: you want them to die of secondary infections don't you?
Jenn: It's very *clean* mud.


*dies* So... a manly fight in a day spa?

Don't make me take a cucumber--wait, wrong weapon. A *nail buffer* to you.

Mmm. Dayspa sex. Also fun.

If Rodney's honest with himself, he finds this disturbing. Any sane man, any man with the slightest respect for hygiene and secondary infections, would be in the infirmary by now, getting Beckett to clean off the mud and wipe the grazes with iodine.

Instead, Sheppard's got him pinned to the wall, tongue shoved halfway down Rodney's throat, and completely ignoring the way that twenty minutes ago, he was tumbling head over heels down a hill, in the rain. The BDU's are covered in mud. There's grit and sand smeared across John's skin, under John's nails. There's even leaves and bits of branches caught in his hair.

More concerning is the grazes along John's cheek, forehead, hands: angry red stripes caused by sharp rocks slicing through John's tan, dark beads of blood soaking into the grime. John should be in the medlab, or at least showering, but he's gone all cave-man-alpha-male, one hand pushing at Rodney's shoulder and the other down his pants, working Rodney's dick fast and hard.

It's primal, and *dirty*, and really, really hot, even if John's kisses are gritty and he smells like loam, like vegetable gardens, like all the things Rodney's happy to ignore in his sanitary labs. It's grunting, desperate sex, pushy and demanding no compromises, and Rodney comes embarrassingly quickly.

guh.
I heart this fandom. Soooo much.
(I'm also tempted to write this from John's perspective, but I figure if I prod with cheerleader-like comments someone else will write it and yea, verily it shall rock.)

I heart this fandom. Soooo much.

Crack and porn. What more could you ask for from a fandom? *pets SGA*

(I'm also tempted to write this from John's perspective, but I figure if I prod with cheerleader-like comments someone else will write it and yea, verily it shall rock.)

Feel free to go for it yourself. I'd try it from John's perspective, but I have a feeling that in a few minutes time my John would be getting whoozy and being herded down the medlab, which is not the porny end he should have.


Re: So good (Anonymous) Expand
Oh *whoa*. Pretty.

Mmm. That is *extremely* hot.

Lovely and dirty!

Ah, the joy of the CJ. [smirk]

I think *I* need a cold shower. So very hot.

Re: Not nearly as good as yours, but I give what I can...

Oh, perfect complement to the first! Yay for awesome comment porn.

I vote for Dayspa Sex. Of many fandoms. I am currently obsessing over Sam/Dean. It should be a cinch to come up with a reason for them to be in a day spa, poltergeist, Ghost, or cursed object and I bet someone could think up a reason for them to have go as a couple. Umm...
Pretty Please...
...
...
With sugar on top...
And maybe Jensen Ackles..
Ooo, or Jared Padalecki..
Or both..
Wanders of humming happily.

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