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it's been a slow night
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
Well. I could say this makes sense, but it really doesn't. It's just--we're *bored*.


On Pru's Shameless Manipulation of Captive Writers:

Pru: I'm not!
Jenn: *eyes you* Uh huh.
Jenn: I know better.
Pru: I'm not!
Jenn: *suspicious* What are you doing to her?
Pru: I'm not doing anything!
Pru: Why is there no trust?
Pru: There should be trust!
Jenn: I do trust you.
Jenn: Like, say, post-Trinity levels of Trust.
Jenn: I am *right there*.
Pru: *scowls*
Jenn: *unimpressed*
Pru: Okay, I think that telling Silverkyst to let her imagination roam free is not QUITE on par as blowing up 5/6 of a solar system.
Jenn: *squints* You'd be surprised at the level of similarity.
Pru: *rolls eyes*
Jenn: *bites lip* People contain multitudes.
Jenn: A story is a captive baby universe.
Jenn: You are *invading her captive baby pre-universe*.
Jenn: So you see how the comparison totally works.
Jenn: If you squint.
Jenn: I do, a lot.
Jenn: IS NO ONE SACRED?
Jenn: *protects CJ from you*
Jenn: Okay, a support group is forming, like *now*.
Pru: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?
Jenn: *taps AIM console* It's readable, right?
Jenn: Perhaps you should get your glasses.
Jenn: As I do not want my *deep sarcasm* to be wasted.
Pru: *stabs you*
Pru: *just for old times' sake*



On Porn Cherries and Pru is So Lying:

Jenn: AND I SO TOTALLY DID NOT BULLY YOU INTO WRITING PORN MY GOD THAT STORY HAS THE HIGHEST SEX QUOTIENT EVER!
Pru: OMG YOU DID TOO!!!!!!
Pru: WE COULD ARGUE ABOUT THIS FOREVER AND I WOULD STILL BE RIGHT FOREVER!!!!
Jenn: OH PLEASE THAT WAS TOTALLY YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MIND AT WORK
Pru: YEAH RIGHT
Pru: I REMEMBER MY PORNCHERRY
Jenn: *snorts*
Pru: YOU STOLE IT!!!!!
Pru: THE STRIPPER STORY???
Pru: I REMEMBER
Jenn: *raises eyebrows slowly and meaningfully*
Jenn: You are just out there, inseminating ideas in poor unsuspecting writers like a high school football star with a group of Catholic school girls.
Jenn: Wow.
Jenn: That is a *cool* little phrase there.
Pru: ...
Pru: that's the WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
Jenn: Yet so accurate.



On Pru and Mpreg:

Jenn: And this from teh girl who got John pregnant.
Jenn: Let me say again.
Jenn: Got. John. Pregnant.
Jenn: Wait? What was that?
Pru: HE WAS NOT PREGNANT
Jenn: Right.
Jenn: GOT JOHN PREGNANT.
Pru: IT WAS NOT!MPREG!
Jenn: I read the notes on the new story.
Pru: Uh.
Pru: IT WAS THREE AM!



Leading to….svmadelyn

Pru: MADELYN DOES THINGS
Pru: YOU KNOW THIS!!
Pru: I AM ONLY HUMAN.
Jenn: Well, yes.
Jenn: She's Macchiavelli.
Jenn: But I resist, no matter how many threats *I* get to do insane things.
Pru: *snorts*
Pru: Right
Pru: "resist."
Jenn: *smug*
Pru: Right.
Jenn: *smugger* ask her.
Pru: not even going there
Jenn: *whistles*
Pru: ANYWAY
Jenn: Shes'...not around is she?
Pru: how is slumberparty planning going?
Jenn: *peers onto AIM quickly*
Pru: it appears she is not
Pru: we should launch a fatwa against her.
Jenn: Well, excetp for the hotel in Seattle, we're mostly done.
Pru: while we are safe from her wiles.
Jenn: Pru.
Jenn: Can you or I *organize*?
Jenn: She can create *communities*.
Jenn: Fatwa would end with her winning in some diabolical way.
Pru: ...
Pru: it really would
Pru: we'd be enslaved.
Pru: *shudders*
Jenn: Forced labor.
Jenn: Writing *whatever she wants*.
Jenn: Participating in *multiple challenges*.
Pru: DUDE
Jenn: Possibly painting her toenails.
Pru: I stay away from challenges for a REASON
Jenn: *glum* she got me once.
Jenn: For that flashfic.
Jenn: But she tempted me with *Justabi*.
Pru: AHAHHAA
Jenn: I mean....*JUSTABI*.
Jenn: What the hell?
Jenn: I coudl get *her* to write me something?
Jenn: That's like--wow.



On Failed Diabolical Plans:

Pru: LOL
Pru: Well
Pru: I have a diabolical plan
Pru: to try and loosen her hold on me
Pru: by becoming more zen
Pru: but I suspect I will fail
Jenn: Yes, that will work.
Jenn: And by work, I mean, fail spectacularly with her laughing really hard.
Pru: *sad*
Pru: it's so true
Pru: she has my balls in a bag.



On Being Bored:

Jenn: *nods with you*
Jenn: I"m bored.
Pru: so am I
Pru: *whines*
Jenn: You could write boom boom.
Pru: ...
Pru: oh my God
Pru: you're also reading the stripperfic
Pru: *blank horror*
Jenn: *looks at you blankly*
Jenn: Of *course* I am.
Pru: ...
Jenn: It's an important part of SGA's cultural heritage.
Pru: *cries brokenly*
Pru: it IS NOT
Jenn: Yes, it is.
Pru: ...
Pru: How?
Jenn: I'm not sure yet.
Jenn: *meditates on this*
Jenn: But? It will be.
Jenn: Like the mpreg.
Jenn: *just amazed* It's like you never met a scary plot device that you couldn't learn to love.
Pru: *cries*
Pru: I hate you.
Pru: I just...
Pru: I just get these ideas
Jenn: *blinks slowly* why, the mpreg may be the *first in this fandom*.
Pru: And...they do things.
Jenn: Did you think of that?
Pru: it's really really not.
Jenn: You will be *first*.
Pru: It's NOT
Jenn: Hmm.
Pru: I'm NOT WRITING IT
Jenn: Yes you are.
Pru: I AM STRONGER THAN THIS.
Jenn: You think you're not.
Pru: NO! You can't make me!
Jenn: But you will.
Pru: No means NO!



Back to svmadelyn

Jenn: Madelyn said you were.
Jenn: Just resign yourself.
Pru: Madelyn is delusional
Jenn: *pets you* When you post it, I will be very, very amused.
Pru: I'm TOO BUSY WRITING OTHER THINGS THANKX.
Jenn: Denial is so ugly.
Pru: *scowls at you*
Pru: do not make me rip off your arm and beat you with it at slumberparty!
Jenn: You are *a foot shorter* than I am.
Jenn: When I'm *not* wearing heels!
Jenn: Maybe you could gnaw at my hip or something.
Jenn: *very smug*
Pru: I AM SUPER TALL
Pru: SHUT UP
Jenn: *very amused by image*
Jenn: *looks at you* How tall?
Pru: I am...a million feet!!!
Jenn: Five two
Pru: FIVE SIX THANKS
Jenn: <--five ten.
Jenn: Six two in favorite heels.
Pru: ...
Pru: I could grow.
Pru: I could have a SPURT.
Jenn: You could.
Jenn: if you weren'thuman.
Jenn: Which would totally prove my poitn about you.
Jenn: Like, to teh world.
Pru: *scowls*
Jenn: I'm just saying.
Pru: *pouts*
Pru: I'm going to the doctor tomorrow
Pru: I'll get special medicine
Pru: I'll be TALL
Jenn: Alien doctor?
Pru: Yes.
Pru: Magic alien doctor
Jenn: Of course.


ETA: If you are unfamiliar with the lovely rageprufrock's lovely *actual SGA Mpreg where John yes, does get knocked up*, you should go read the bits here. And vote in the poll! You should!


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Jenn: I read the notes on the new story.
Pru: Uh.
Pru: IT WAS THREE AM!


*is so dead*

But really, neither of you are to be blamed. Madelyn is so unbelievably evil and persuasive.

Unsuspecting Fangirl: No, I won't do [insert thing Madelyn asks for].
She: *gives guilt trip that's reminiscent of my Catholic upbringing*
Unsuspecting Fangirl: *cries and gives in*

She bribes! She cajoles! She gives puppy dog eyes!

*Doe* eyes. I give *doe* eyes, Vi.

You of all people should know this.

Uh huh.

I do see that you're not even attempting to deny the evil part.

I--what would be the point? *scowls* You'd all just line up and like, cite things. And wave around effigies of me. Or something mean. I pick my battles wisely.

*cries laughing* I think my favorite part is when Pru says that Mads has her balls in a bag. *dies more*

I wish I could come to slumber party! *WOES!*

Dude, rageprufrock can write ANYTHING in my book, and I'll still read it! ANYTHING!!!11! *roots for svmadelyn* GO MAD!! WORK YOUR WILES!!

*dies several times over the course of reading the conversation*

*would also really like to read more Boom Boom* ;_;

LOL


Well, we'll see how the support group works tonight - I'm planning on a marathon writing session tonight so will yu be on? Unbecoming is first up!

:-)

And OMG! Madelyn got pru to go there! She is SO evil.

*loves madelyn*

Pru: oh my God
Pru: you're also reading the stripperfic
Pru: *blank horror*
Jenn: *looks at you blankly*
Jenn: Of *course* I am.
Pru: ...
Jenn: It's an important part of SGA's cultural heritage.
Pru: *cries brokenly*
Pru: it IS NOT
Jenn: Yes, it is.
Pru: ...
Pru: How?
Jenn: I'm not sure yet.
Jenn: *meditates on this*
Jenn: But? It will be.
...
Pru: *cries*


Yeah! She's gotta keep writing it. For the children fandom. Cultural legacy. History. Stuff. You know.

*eyes you all* And you are all worried about me being a bad influence?

*is now utterly convinced that someone will attempt to slay me in my sleep at slumber party*

Should we start a justabi fan club?

I figure if we inundate her with encouragement she'll write more SGA. More dirty wrong HOT SGA. I'll be sitting on the subway on my way to work and just ponder Wraith Strippers and SexPollen!Crystals and Rodney being like my cat when I open the can of tuna... "What's that sound/smell/movement? John Penis?!? I WANT JOHN PENIS! *tackle, envelop*" And how horrible it *could've* been, but justabi wrote it. So I'm safe.

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