On Pru's Shameless Manipulation of Captive Writers:
Pru: I'm not!
Jenn: *eyes you* Uh huh.
Jenn: I know better.
Pru: I'm not!
Jenn: *suspicious* What are you doing to her?
Pru: I'm not doing anything!
Pru: Why is there no trust?
Pru: There should be trust!
Jenn: I do trust you.
Jenn: Like, say, post-Trinity levels of Trust.
Jenn: I am *right there*.
Pru: Okay, I think that telling Silverkyst to let her imagination roam free is not QUITE on par as blowing up 5/6 of a solar system.
Jenn: *squints* You'd be surprised at the level of similarity.
Pru: *rolls eyes*
Jenn: *bites lip* People contain multitudes.
Jenn: A story is a captive baby universe.
Jenn: You are *invading her captive baby pre-universe*.
Jenn: So you see how the comparison totally works.
Jenn: If you squint.
Jenn: I do, a lot.
Jenn: IS NO ONE SACRED?
Jenn: *protects CJ from you*
Jenn: Okay, a support group is forming, like *now*.
Pru: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?
Jenn: *taps AIM console* It's readable, right?
Jenn: Perhaps you should get your glasses.
Jenn: As I do not want my *deep sarcasm* to be wasted.
Pru: *stabs you*
Pru: *just for old times' sake*
On Porn Cherries and Pru is So Lying:
Jenn: AND I SO TOTALLY DID NOT BULLY YOU INTO WRITING PORN MY GOD THAT STORY HAS THE HIGHEST SEX QUOTIENT EVER!
Pru: OMG YOU DID TOO!!!!!!
Pru: WE COULD ARGUE ABOUT THIS FOREVER AND I WOULD STILL BE RIGHT FOREVER!!!!
Jenn: OH PLEASE THAT WAS TOTALLY YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MIND AT WORK
Pru: YEAH RIGHT
Pru: I REMEMBER MY PORNCHERRY
Pru: YOU STOLE IT!!!!!
Pru: THE STRIPPER STORY???
Pru: I REMEMBER
Jenn: *raises eyebrows slowly and meaningfully*
Jenn: You are just out there, inseminating ideas in poor unsuspecting writers like a high school football star with a group of Catholic school girls.
Jenn: That is a *cool* little phrase there.
Pru: that's the WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
Jenn: Yet so accurate.
On Pru and Mpreg:
Jenn: And this from teh girl who got John pregnant.
Jenn: Let me say again.
Jenn: Got. John. Pregnant.
Jenn: Wait? What was that?
Pru: HE WAS NOT PREGNANT
Jenn: GOT JOHN PREGNANT.
Pru: IT WAS NOT!MPREG!
Jenn: I read the notes on the new story.
Pru: IT WAS THREE AM!
Pru: MADELYN DOES THINGS
Pru: YOU KNOW THIS!!
Pru: I AM ONLY HUMAN.
Jenn: Well, yes.
Jenn: She's Macchiavelli.
Jenn: But I resist, no matter how many threats *I* get to do insane things.
Jenn: *smugger* ask her.
Pru: not even going there
Jenn: Shes'...not around is she?
Pru: how is slumberparty planning going?
Jenn: *peers onto AIM quickly*
Pru: it appears she is not
Pru: we should launch a fatwa against her.
Jenn: Well, excetp for the hotel in Seattle, we're mostly done.
Pru: while we are safe from her wiles.
Jenn: Can you or I *organize*?
Jenn: She can create *communities*.
Jenn: Fatwa would end with her winning in some diabolical way.
Pru: it really would
Pru: we'd be enslaved.
Jenn: Forced labor.
Jenn: Writing *whatever she wants*.
Jenn: Participating in *multiple challenges*.
Jenn: Possibly painting her toenails.
Pru: I stay away from challenges for a REASON
Jenn: *glum* she got me once.
Jenn: For that flashfic.
Jenn: But she tempted me with *Justabi*.
Jenn: I mean....*JUSTABI*.
Jenn: What the hell?
Jenn: I coudl get *her* to write me something?
Jenn: That's like--wow.
On Failed Diabolical Plans:
Pru: I have a diabolical plan
Pru: to try and loosen her hold on me
Pru: by becoming more zen
Pru: but I suspect I will fail
Jenn: Yes, that will work.
Jenn: And by work, I mean, fail spectacularly with her laughing really hard.
Pru: it's so true
Pru: she has my balls in a bag.
On Being Bored:
Jenn: *nods with you*
Jenn: I"m bored.
Pru: so am I
Jenn: You could write boom boom.
Pru: oh my God
Pru: you're also reading the stripperfic
Pru: *blank horror*
Jenn: *looks at you blankly*
Jenn: Of *course* I am.
Jenn: It's an important part of SGA's cultural heritage.
Pru: *cries brokenly*
Pru: it IS NOT
Jenn: Yes, it is.
Jenn: I'm not sure yet.
Jenn: *meditates on this*
Jenn: But? It will be.
Jenn: Like the mpreg.
Jenn: *just amazed* It's like you never met a scary plot device that you couldn't learn to love.
Pru: I hate you.
Pru: I just...
Pru: I just get these ideas
Jenn: *blinks slowly* why, the mpreg may be the *first in this fandom*.
Pru: And...they do things.
Jenn: Did you think of that?
Pru: it's really really not.
Jenn: You will be *first*.
Pru: It's NOT
Pru: I'm NOT WRITING IT
Jenn: Yes you are.
Pru: I AM STRONGER THAN THIS.
Jenn: You think you're not.
Pru: NO! You can't make me!
Jenn: But you will.
Pru: No means NO!
Back to svmadelyn
Jenn: Madelyn said you were.
Jenn: Just resign yourself.
Pru: Madelyn is delusional
Jenn: *pets you* When you post it, I will be very, very amused.
Pru: I'm TOO BUSY WRITING OTHER THINGS THANKX.
Jenn: Denial is so ugly.
Pru: *scowls at you*
Pru: do not make me rip off your arm and beat you with it at slumberparty!
Jenn: You are *a foot shorter* than I am.
Jenn: When I'm *not* wearing heels!
Jenn: Maybe you could gnaw at my hip or something.
Jenn: *very smug*
Pru: I AM SUPER TALL
Pru: SHUT UP
Jenn: *very amused by image*
Jenn: *looks at you* How tall?
Pru: I am...a million feet!!!
Jenn: Five two
Pru: FIVE SIX THANKS
Jenn: <--five ten.
Jenn: Six two in favorite heels.
Pru: I could grow.
Pru: I could have a SPURT.
Jenn: You could.
Jenn: if you weren'thuman.
Jenn: Which would totally prove my poitn about you.
Jenn: Like, to teh world.
Jenn: I'm just saying.
Pru: I'm going to the doctor tomorrow
Pru: I'll get special medicine
Pru: I'll be TALL
Jenn: Alien doctor?
Pru: Magic alien doctor
Jenn: Of course.
ETA: If you are unfamiliar with the lovely rageprufrock's lovely *actual SGA Mpreg where John yes, does get knocked up*, you should go read the bits here. And vote in the poll! You should!