Parry and Thrust by chopchica - this is why the world is a wonderful, wonderful place. MORE STICKS! And all is well. And by well, we mean *porny*.
One day, I'm going to rec something and not just gibble happily. THat day is not today.
The Convenient Husband, part 1 and part 2 by mz_bstone - very AU, part of the Harlequin challenge, in which John needs to get married *now* and Rodney's--well. Come on. You can totally see where this is going. And it goes *well*.
You know what would make this moment perfect? Chocolate.