Another Word for Optimism by celli - seriously, discretion is seriously the better part of valor. And also, Rodney's having a really good day. And--yeah, I don't want to spoil it. Just. I can see this.
Neither a Ocelot or a Raccoon Be by basingstoke - and I'd like to thank her for increasing my vocabulary by two new words--Ocelot (I looked it up! Yay me!) and creodant (asked basingstoke). So the next time someone says you can't learn anything from porn, you can say, yes, you did. Also, outside the vocabulary lesson, there is John. And Rodney. In a tree.
You know this song.
You know, if my real life would involve any of the above, I'd need a lot less chocolate in my life.