But. Seriously. *Really*. *Good*. And probably the strongest and crispest dialogue in the entirety of the Smallville fandom, bar none. Man. She gives *good* dialogue.
Such a Pretty Face by Abi. It's Alien!Clark genre, which if it isn't your kink, really, get over it and learn to love. Het, slash, threesome, but slash overall. Seriously. I kid not. Fantastic use of a really--different idea.
In case anyone is deeply curious, the reason for my two-month long tension spree ends as of Wednesday night, so I'll either be in a terrified good mood come Thursday or back to normal me with a side of mopiness that will end with me hopefully being able to finally kill off Jonathan and satisfy one of my longest running Smallville fantasies of him and the woodchipper getting up close and personal. Which is probably not comforting. But! Wait! I have *three days off* next week. And I will buy my bed!
If I can afford a damn mattress. Or find a damn bed I like. Grrr.