Corey Feldman. With weird grey hair.
How wrong is it this is now my Favorite Movie Ever?
Corey Feldman. This could only be more fun if Corey Haim made an appearance as an Evil Toy.
Ooh! Psycho Demonic Baby Doll that can use a cellphone!
This is *so damn fun*.
"Even without the slaughter of innocents, this has been our Best Christmas Ever."
I mean, these *lines*. Shakespeare weeps, I swear.