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children of dune - leto 1
seperis
...I think nifra_idril and I just accidentally slashed Pete and Lex.

*shocky*


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SHUTTUP SHUTTUP SHUTUP!!!!!

PETE IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING OMIGOD MAKE IT STOP PLEASE GOD!

OOMG THIS IS TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT IT JUST HAPPENED RIGHT THERE.

*rocking in the corner*

What the hell???

*is scarred*

It was just--we were talking about this totally off-AU and then Pete was whining that Lex wasn't his best friend anymore....

...and then we realized, my God. This is going to The Place. And there it was.

And we were afraid. Very, very afraid.

*eyes you dubiously*

I'm not sure I buy this "accidentally" excuse. You are *known* for apocalypsy type things, and I'm pretty sure that Pete/Lex qualifies. Are you sure you aren't just trying to bring about the end times via disturbing fic?

I'm with miella - there's no way Pete/Lex could *accidently* happen, and with you involved that's even more true.

*whimpers* Have you no faith? It was just--there. Like something so wrong. So very. Very. Wrong.

I am never coming out from under my desk.

IT WAS NIFRA! ALL HER FAULT!

I am innocently--innocently, I say--suggesting this very innocent AU and then it was like, bam, Pete, and bam, Lex, and best friends and then it went *there*. And we both marveled in horror.

Not. My. Fault.

YOU LYING LIAR WHO LIES! THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL OMIGOD! I WAS GOING TO STOP! AND YOU WERE LIKE, "show me whining!"

AND THE WHINING THEN BECAME PRE-SEX-WHINING, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU OHMYGOD I AM SO UNCLEAN I NEED TO GO TAKE SHOWERS!!!! MULTIPLE! I MAY BE ABLE TO WASH THIS OFF MY SKIN BUT THE STAIN WILL REMAIN ON MY SOUL FOREVER! AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

*eyes you some more*

Perhaps it's your brain paying you back for being disturbed that Lex was happy?

HA!

Of course, I've done that on purpose ;D

I'm not sure if I'm incredibly scared or incredibly curious.
Both, probably.

Well. You and nif were talking. I think we all knew only evil could come from that.

Accidentally? Who do expect to believe that?

'Kay everyone, back away from the crazy lady...

You know I love you, really. But Pete? With Lex? That's just... Actually, there are no words for what that is.

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