I'm not sure I buy this "accidentally" excuse. You are *known* for apocalypsy type things, and I'm pretty sure that Pete/Lex qualifies. Are you sure you aren't just trying to bring about the end times via disturbing fic?
I am innocently--innocently, I say--suggesting this very innocent AU and then it was like, bam, Pete, and bam, Lex, and best friends and then it went *there*. And we both marveled in horror.
YOU LYING LIAR WHO LIES! THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL OMIGOD! I WAS GOING TO STOP! AND YOU WERE LIKE, "show me whining!"
AND THE WHINING THEN BECAME PRE-SEX-WHINING, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU OHMYGOD I AM SO UNCLEAN I NEED TO GO TAKE SHOWERS!!!! MULTIPLE! I MAY BE ABLE TO WASH THIS OFF MY SKIN BUT THE STAIN WILL REMAIN ON MY SOUL FOREVER! AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
nifra_idril and I just accidentally slashed Pete and Lex.
PETE IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING OMIGOD MAKE IT STOP PLEASE GOD!
*rocking in the corner*
*is scarred*
...and then we realized, my God. This is going to The Place. And there it was.
And we were afraid. Very, very afraid.
I'm not sure I buy this "accidentally" excuse. You are *known* for apocalypsy type things, and I'm pretty sure that Pete/Lex qualifies. Are you sure you aren't just trying to bring about the end times via disturbing fic?
I am never coming out from under my desk.
I am innocently--innocently, I say--suggesting this very innocent AU and then it was like, bam, Pete, and bam, Lex, and best friends and then it went *there*. And we both marveled in horror.
Not. My. Fault.
AND THE WHINING THEN BECAME PRE-SEX-WHINING, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU OHMYGOD I AM SO UNCLEAN I NEED TO GO TAKE SHOWERS!!!! MULTIPLE! I MAY BE ABLE TO WASH THIS OFF MY SKIN BUT THE STAIN WILL REMAIN ON MY SOUL FOREVER! AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Perhaps it's your brain paying you back for being disturbed that Lex was happy?
Of course, I've done that on purpose ;D
Both, probably.
You know I love you, really. But Pete? With Lex? That's just... Actually, there are no words for what that is.