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dear god, it sucks to be happy
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
I have no idea what it says about me as a human being that right now, I am *stopped* because--no joke--this part is not eternal-pain-angst-death-misery-insanity. It's--for lack of a better word--happy.

Happy is, apparently, so not my forte.

It's *happy*. There are birds singing. On-key. Lex may soon see lions laying down with lambs in the backyard, which would actually be the most belieable part of this entire thing. Clark offered sex, and I have suspicions that this Clark gives *spectacular* head. It's like Pornotopia, with no, you know, Armageddon on the horizon. No Pormageddon. That's a weird made-up word. But it sounds good. Poooooor--mageddon. Mmm.

And what am *I* doing? I'm staring at it, putting in and erasing a sentence at a time, with no idea what to do with them. It's--it's *frustrating*. Who the hell said the good times don't last? They so last. They last and last and never *move* and I am so tempted to drop an assassin in, just to give him something to do while he, you know, ponders the *lack* of angst. I could totally add an assassin. I could add a *dozen* assassins. I would dress them up like bumblebees. Because it amuses me to see Lex running desperately across a perfectly manicured lawn while being chased by happy little bumblebees.

*hates keyboard*

Also, I have boots. I have boots.

*bounces*


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it's sad how much easier it is to inspire torture. but i will think of some good porn worthy inspiration. how about chocolate cherry cookie recipe? fudge cookies baked with a marichino cherry in the middle. Absolutely delicious.

Mmm. Thst sounds good.

*stabs keyboard repeatedly*

very, very good.

You mean you're writing happy porn, and the world outside the bedroom is not hurtling toward an eternal religious tyranny, or whatever? Some people do not consider that a reason for gloom and uncertainty.

Of course you could, you know, send it to me. Strictly for my objective opinion. Ahem.

You mean you're writing happy porn, and the world outside the bedroom is not hurtling toward an eternal religious tyranny, or whatever? Some people do not consider that a reason for gloom and uncertainty.

No pseudo-religious cultism, no death and destruction, no Lex-running-from-Belle-Reve-and-killing-orderlies, no sociopathic Clark on a sex rampage, no Evil Lionel trying to take over the world, not even one *tiny* villian with delusions of gradeur torturing Lex for secrets, *nothing*.

Birds. Singing. It's so very disturbing.

Of course you could, you know, send it to me. Strictly for my objective opinion. Ahem.

*looks at you* Hmm. I'll send you the word file. Read at your leisure. It's had almost no editing, but yo've made it through--part of it, I think.

*facepalms* What kind of person am I where Lex being happy is a source of *misery*?

*sniffles forlornly*

I would dress them up like bumblebees.

Because bumblebees are aerodynamically unsound -- their bodies are too big to fly and their wings are too tiny -- but they fly anyway? I'm suddenly wondering if the costumes are to inspire the assassins to do something impossible... like destroy a seriously happy vibe.

Because it amuses me to see Lex running desperately across a perfectly manicured lawn while being chased by happy little bumblebees.

*snickers* Oh, I'd so pay money to see that. I really, really would.

*snickers* Oh, I'd so pay money to see that. I really, really would.

You, my darling, are the worst. Influence. Ever.

*mulls*

Lex. Running from bumblebees. Really, the idea speaks for itself.

You, my darling, are the worst. Influence. Ever.

Why, thank you. *bows*

> I could add a *dozen* assassins. I would dress them up like bumblebees. Because it amuses me to see Lex running desperately across a perfectly manicured lawn while being chased by happy little bumblebees.

My roommate has to get up at five to drive three hours to Assinaboia (my god, I just realised I have no idea how to spell Assinaboia - this is not it) and I just woke her up.

Apparently I, too, find bumblebee hounded Lex amusing (she banged on the wall *shame*).

Sorry about the non-Lex-misery.

Apparently I, too, find bumblebee hounded Lex amusing (she banged on the wall *shame*).

Comedy Platinum! Lex! Bees! Happy Place!

Sorry about the non-Lex-misery.

*sighs sadly* I suppose I could always drive him crazy again.

Ummmm, Lex. Happy, smooth-faced Lex, with that smile, and those eyes ...

:slaps self:

Wow. I must admit, I can't feel your pain. Wait - I have an idea. You could let the LJ-er of your choice sweep in and seduce Lex, leaving poor Clark high and - well, high. See? Angst.

Only you could go through this ;)

Um. They could break a condom. That's good for a few minutes of angst.

-Silverkyst

Well you know my opinion.

:-)

Figured out what was different yet?

I'll look forward to hearing more about it tonight!

Bumblebees?

Have we been watching Venture Brothers? 'Cause, if not, you should.

Or maybe Beeman from the Simpsons. Aye Curumba!

Were those boots made for walkin'?

You are... so cute. Everyone should have a Jenn on their flist, because this seriously brightens your day.

Because it amuses me to see Lex running desperately across a perfectly manicured lawn while being chased by happy little bumblebees.
My day, it is made. Best. Line. Ever! Makes me almost want to metaquotes this.

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