November 19th, 2009

children of dune - leto 1

merlinfic: you must remember this

Title: You Must Remember This
Author: Seperis
Codes: Arthur/other, Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: season two in general (not specific)
Summary: "A mere man cannot match us," she says, drawing a fingernail down his cheek. "But you are no mere man, are you?"
Warning: see here for warnings (minor spoilers)
Author Notes: shinetheway and transtempts for pre-reading and encouragement. This is more a fusion of several versions of the myth than a pure source.

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children of dune - leto 1

i cannot see how this is productive, but god knows it is satisfying

When someone capslocks a response to a question at work with obvious capslock intent you cannot:

a.) write back DIAF, because sure, they probably don't know what it means, but it is not professional.

b.) check urbandictionary for more acronyms.

c.) smallcap your response. Or use the word typevore even ironically when referring to their typing.

You can be so sarcastic you wonder if it would have been politer to simply say DIAF and be done with it, though. Passive-aggressive is awesome.

If you want me, I will be framing emails to maximize my intent to be bitchy, and in pursuit of this goal, my grammar must be flawless.

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