Gakked from Fyrdrakken:Top 10 Films That Traumatise Small Children
and 10 Great Children's Books For People Who Hate Their Children
I'm going to make a point about the movies one, since the books one is just laughable.
Down - if you are like me and saw that shit during the impressionable pre-eight-years-old age, you might have come out of it with a strong terror of a.) mist and b.) life. Who the hell gives that to a kid to watch
? Network TV, that's who. I mean, if I was going to ever say "What makes me unable to watch a horror movie or anything involving fog", this movie is the reason
. I cannot talk about this rationally because I do not remember any of it
but I remember terror, and despair, and a general feeling that the world not only sucked, but it would only get worse from here on out.
People. I cannot read the book
. I have looked at it and felt my entire body twitch
in sheer horror. And I remember the opening sequence and the ears and the legs and how the entire world
was out to kill them. Kill them all. Adn by them, I mean, me, because I was below-eight and lookie there, I identified with the small, soft creature being everyone's dinner
The Secret of NIMH (not listed in top 11) - to this day, I still can't comprehend anyone sane put that in a movie theatre for anyone below the age of fifteen. I have the children's edition book somewhere. Again, let me point out, I cannot remember any of it
. But I remember watching, and I remember fear. Overwhelming fear.
Agree with their list? Disagree? I have a couple of others that doubtless I'll be flashbacking to over the next few days. I mean, Bambi hurt, and Ole Yeller hurt, but just looking
at The Dark Crystal is stirring things deep in my psyche that may mean yes, I did see that, and there are very good reasons I do not remember it.
Yes, yes, yes, my mood is indeed
WHY THE HELL DID I GO BACK AND WATCH THAT DAMN HAZEL CLIP? RABBIT TURNED TO LEAVES AND RED EYED STYLIZED DEAD RABBITS! WELCOME TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE. THERE GOES MY SLEEP FOR A FEW DAYS.ETA 2:
Right, so I've just--helped everyone relive their traumatic childhood media experiences. Um. You're welcome? IT'S NOT LIKE I WILL BE SLEEPING EITHER OKAY?Posted at Dreamwidth: http://seperis.dreamwidth.org/3671.html. | You can reply here or there. | comments