September 6th, 2008

children of dune - leto 1

i hate soothing British voices

A few minutes ago, Child figured out how to get internet on his Playstation and is watching youtube on my TV. This is not interesting yet.

He's watching youtube where a snake is currently eating a "goat thing" (Child: Something like Bambi?) while a soothing male British voice is narrating the way the snake drops his jaw and how the stomach acids dissolve flesh and bone. This has been five minutes of my life I am never going to get over.

(Child: He ate Bambi!)

I cannot say when I was a child and visualizing my future, this ever came up.