February 8th, 2008

children of dune - leto 1

rec - ascension by soraya2004

Flist, you are totally on notice.

Stargate:Atlantis/Star Wars fusion??? John and Rodney as sith????? ASSASSINATION TO SAY I LOVE YOU?

Oh my God people. I hate you all until I find something shiny. Say, three hours from now? But until then, grrr.

Ascension by soraya2004 - OH MY GOD SO AWESOME.

"Okay, tell me how the hell you're doing that," J'hon demanded, stalking over and shoving his sabre right in Ro'dnee's face. At which point Ro'dnee just sort of opened and closed his mouth, apparently lost for words. "Come on, Ro'dnee," J'hon sneered, tapping him lightly on the head with it. "Spit it out; I haven't got all day!"

Eventually, Ro'dnee managed to stutter: "I-- It's my p-personal shield," looking like even that had taken a lot of nerve. "I built it myself. Because, you know, you can never have too much protection. And, this is a new planet for me, with a new lab and new people, so I've been wearing it just in case."

"Huh!" J'hon nodded, vaguely impressed all over again. "Good call, by the way!"

My love is boundless. Did I mention they are Sith? Hello, welcome to my special kink, I am going to move in here a bit. Thank you.
children of dune - leto 1

of babies and the aunts that are brainwashed by them before they were even here

The true horror of someone in the family having a baby is when you are innocently at work and think, I wonder if my sister registered anywhere. Then you find out she did and typically, forgot to tell anyone. Then you print it out and feel bad and feel like you need to tell people so they can buy her something. And then you go to the store and think, you'll get a couple of things.

...then you realize you bought two of three pages worth of items listed and had some kind of fugue in infant wear, because there is no other explanation for the pile of pink dresses and onesies you are wrapping on the floor along with baby miscellea that, despite the fact you had one of these, you have no idea what half of it does.

Seriously, the duck spout thing is just--what the hell? And this thing for food that looks like a pacifier covered in a mesh sponge filter?

Please tell me a baby doesn't need a Thai silk pink dress with matching accessories?

Oh my God I want.

Yeah. This is going to go well.

Did I mention I like babies a lot? I have a horrible, horrible feeling that if she doesn't go into labor soon, there will be a tragedy with my credit card. Cards.

But seriously, that dress is awesome.

ETA: I am not looking at Burberry baby clothes. Seriously. They make baby clothes?

God, that's cute.

ETA 2: Organic baby clothes????? I just--helpless--what?
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