January 22nd, 2008

children of dune - leto 1

it is pre-nine am and i am still in a good mood

Courtesy of amireal:

But, when that quality carbide ball touched the surface of the paper, it was not ink that came out. From a distance I heard the screams of men and the cackling of innumerable ravens. I stopped, cold and sweating profusely. I looked down at the Bic Crystal black medium ballpoint pen which I held in my hand, only to see darkness. I dashed it against the wall, recoiling in horror....

The greatest review for a Bic pen in the history of mankind, by Matthew Balousek. Read all of it

No, seriously. Read this.

Um. I also take back the thing about fandom being boring recently. Apparently, I must only say (jokingly!) of our less-than-stellar-comparisons to snark and boom, two in a day, two different fandoms, neither one of them mine (though a third, OTW, might be considered a fandom y/y?)

I'm going to go pretend to be productive now.
children of dune - leto 1

the subject line is bleak. bleak. bleak.

The only time I'm tempted to write Bible fic is around the time of the month I realize I forgot that this is a new office and my box of tampons is still packed in a box that is not here. If we are literal, I would write about a Mary Sue who bitchslaps that damn snake. If we are being metaphorical, I'll find out who the hell wrote that and ask what the hell was the point through a clever Mary Sue. I'll call her Bob.

I have never hated life more. I also forgot my ID today and have to borrow other people's to go to the bathroom. The level of humiliation is highly scaled--I can think of worse, but all of them make me twitch.

In summation, homicide is a possibility. I'm going to stare into space for a while.
children of dune - leto 1

the rules of attraction

So finally finally got the name of the Guy I Have That Crush on (under Unrequited).

Wait. I need a soundtrack. We'll go with The Finer Things by Steve Winwood. You can judge later.

This continues the adventures that began in discovering my libido has decided it's time to reawaken.

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Seriously, universe. So not funny.