October 3rd, 2007

children of dune - leto 1

amazon, you hurt me

Dear Amazon,

I understand that the weird errors I'm getting at your webpage while trying to find out when my SGA 3 eps will ship are a consequence of the modern era. And I understand that SGA Season 3 with Joe Flanigan Who God Please Turn Out to Be a Cylon Please Then I Can Have One is perhaps not an item that you would think I need more than air.

So be it. However.

Think of my niece.

She's six. I ordered her books. Yes! Books. For her birthday. She is very fragile and speaks only in tongues. Would you deprive a fragile little speak in tongues girl of Velveteen Rabbit? Would you? Do you realize that you could be setting back her moral development and an entire host of nightmares about stuffed animals coming back to life as we speak? And Greek mythology? Peter Rabbit? This cute looking comic called Bone? And some other--book thing of books? (Oh! Goodnight Moon and Runaway Bunny and not sure of third.)

If she turns her back on us all and becomes a banker or a stockbroker or a *shudders* conservative talk show host? A conservative talk show host???? Because she didn't get the moral implications of the Velveteen Rabbit?

On your own head.

jenn
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sgafic: story of a girl: outtake - the insurrection

Title: Story of a Girl: Outtake - The Insurrection
Author: seperis
Codes: Sheppard, Sheppard/McKay, AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's not a honeymoon, because they aren't in Hawaii. Set during Story of a Girl.
Author Notes: Thanks to monanotlisa and emrinalexander for beta, read through, and commentary.
For tobbles_plink, who wanted something short about the vegetable insurrection. At the time, it sounded like such a good idea as a one liner. Then I wrote it. I will remember this about one-liners. Oh, I will.


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