January 10th, 2007

children of dune - leto 1

turgid mushrooms

Random clicking on Wraithbait--can lead to awesomeness (Biological Imperatives) or you know, the word turgid.

Turgid.

I just--I want to know. Look at these two sentences.

A. He shoved his turgid erection into his waiting depths.

Or.

B. Look at that turgid mushroom!

Doesn't it just--make more sense related to mushroom? Turgid. Turrgggiiiiddd. It just does not scream sexy to me. It screams fungus found at random outside on a wet day.

You know, I've been thinking I want to look this up on dictionary.com. Here is what I found.

1. Excessively ornate or complex in style or language; grandiloquent: turgid prose.
2. Swollen or distended, as from a fluid; bloated: a turgid bladder; turgid veins.

Or turgid mushrooms! Or ornate mushrooms. Not ornate penises. Wow, that just went to an obscure body jewelry place there. I mean, sure, strictly speaking, it could work, but really, does any penis want to be compared to a bladder?

...I did warn people with the bit about being unmotivated, right? Yeah. It's totally going to be this kind of a day. *head on desk*
children of dune - leto 1

sga recs

Hmm. Two recs, both kink.

Something New by cjandre - sequel to Something to Remind You, bdsm, and God, hot. I love how they're both feeling their way through this.

Single Handed by quasar - this one I didn't think I'd like, and there's a definite squick element, but seriously awesome and original uses in there of it. The title kind of explains, but the solutionn is *cool* and definitely not something I've read before. Big fun.

I am eating chocolate. Life is good.