August 17th, 2006

children of dune - leto 1

clients are darkness and stuff


Third verse, same as teh first and second, all in under twenty minutes.

Client: But why can't you do that?
Me: Because I'm not a caseworker.
Client: But I just need the income limits to see how much leeway he has!
Me: *Gives client income limits and does subtraction.*
Client: *triumphant* But the caseworker said something else! Blah blah formula blah blah blah budget blah blah blah specialized knowledge!
Me: Hence the fact I said *I'm not a caseworker* and I don't have that knowledge.
Client: So what do you do?

There were so many ways I could have answered that.

Me: blah blah job description, blah blah flying monkeys.
Client: *unimpressed*

Seriously, this is so not worth putting on eyeliner.
children of dune - leto 1

this is what you learn, volume one

Note to self:

Do not bait svmadelyn. Or she will unexpectedly paste traumtizing excerpts of the most horrible fic she can find into the AIM window. I think I can repress it if I'm careful and start drinking *now*.

Note to elke_tanzer:

No, this is not as bad as That One That We Made You Read. But wow. *Close* second.

Note to svmadelyn:

I'm so letting you get run over next time.

That is all. Carry on.