September 10th, 2005

flying pig

sgafic: skirting dignity

Title: Skirting Dignity
Author: jenn (jenn@thegateway.net)
Rating: R
Spoilers: none specific, second season in general
Summary: In which Elizabeth tries not to laugh, Rodney tries to save the day, Zelenka tries to avoid paternity suits, and John tries to save his virtue.
Author Notes: Crackfic. Seriously so. svmadelyn for audiencing the original, chopchica for the same, and cjandre and chopchica for the beta.

cjandre chose the title. Trust me, the things I was coming up with were--bad. So bad.

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