On the other hand, this is All Day Buffet at Casa De Us, and that makes everything okay.
I'm bored now. Food has been consumed, and the turkey is putting everyone to sleep. This would be a great time to go on a rampage, but I'm too full to think about it. Much.
So. Redux. From February 2003, the apology meme. I found it on boniblithe's LJ, but I have no idea where it si now.
Or, How I Have Abused My Characters And Liked It, and Now I'm Almost Sorry. Stories February 2003-November 2004, two fandoms.
Okay, is it just me, or am I a little violent sometimes?
Clark, I'm sorry I put you in a coma, but come the hell *on*. You're lucky I didn't write that after seeing Bound, or man. You have *no* idea. Also, that weird thing with Lucas and the entire covered in brains and blood thing last kiss was just, you know, impulse. I mean, it's not like I tied you down to that bed, okay? Let's just call it even. I don't apologize for having you beaten and liking it, because I am just that kind of person, but I should have let you take a shower. There is that. And the entire cheap, dirty whore complex me and Pru gave you? Orgasms. I mean, it's a great trade.
Lana, the entire junkie/whore thing? Was so not personal. That was, you know, business. And fun. I won't deny it. It could have been worse. I had you knocked up in Version 2a, and you really don't want to know. Call me when you get out of rehab, okay? We'll do lunch.
Lex, sentencing you to a miserable life and boring job with no future--well. You weren't branded. I mean, that's a step up.
Chloe, I really don't see why you'd be upset, you won a Pulitzer for betraying your ex-boyfriend, but hey. If you feel bad, have some cookies.
Queer as Folk
Okay, really, who could have seen a nice night of tricking going Freudian places? Come on. Like I *knew* that Gus was there. And I just want to say, it's not like Gus just tripped and fell onto your cock by accident, okay? Please.
But that entire best-friend pregnant thing wasn't kind. I'm sorry. I am. Virtual cookies.
Brian--whoo doggies. High heterosexual sex with Daphne? Yeah, that kind of came out of nowhere, didn't it?
And yeah, that entire sociopathic serial killing vampire thing might have been in bad taste. On a related note, Ted, I'm sorry you bit out Emmett's tongue, and Justin, yeah, who really expects to find their ex-boyfriend in several pieces? So let's just all say forgive and forget on that one.
I think that covers them all. *dusts hands*
I need something structured to do. Got the beta back from issaro on Landscape 3 and am currently staring at it, thinking, you know. That is so an apology meme waiting to be posted. Yet I am enjoying myself. Huh.
Gakked from nonchop
If there is any question you would like to ask me about any one of my fics, then go ahead! What I meant by a particular line, why I chose that characterisation, what I was listening to as I wrote, what crack I was taking and where you can get some ... anything. Anything you might like to know about how I wrote a fic, I shall do my best to answer.
Okay, working on rec page again. If you happen to read my Lj regularly and remember me reccing a lot of stories in any entries in the last year or so and happen to remember when it was, tell me? I've backdated to 2002 pulling stuff very randomly--man, I Lj a lot more than I thought. Unforutnately, my diaryland thing is gone--I wonder if I asked, if she'd send me the entire file of my entries? I'd been pulling stuff from there, especially serrico's work with Hamilton and Victoria, but there's a lot of meteor-mutant fics that I'm missing and can barely remember. I keep thinkin gone day, I'll devote an entire rec page just to those kinds of stories, theyr'e just so cool. Well, those and Lucas. Mmm. I miss Lucas.