This is such a small, insignificant spoiler, I have no idea why I'm cutting. Cause honestly? It's math.
Clark is seventeen right now. According to Jonathan.
If I go back three years, I have, in fact, have written a fourteen year old Clark Kent nailing Lex.
I need to lie down. After the laundry is done. Just, you know. Think on my evil.
*chews on nails*