I think, hmm, Lex and Mulder would be very, very hot together.
Yeah. I'm going places that, let's all face it, sane minds don't want to go. But wait! I mean, just mull it for a second. Mulder has nice suits. Lex has nice suits. They could meet at Armani or something. They bond over their mutual obsession with aliens in a huge way. Mulder would be all over alien artifacts.
They would have strange, awkward sex at some point. I mean, it's Mulder.
I'm reaching really hard here.