Wow, from the amount of feedback that my badfic post got, it appears that my true talent lies in the literary equivalent of painting sad clowns on black velvet, and then mocking the people who buy my art.
If you haven't read this, you *should*.
Smallville, Part I and Part II by anathema666 It is the single most quotable story I have *ever* read. Seriously.
"Lex, you must listen to me. I love you. I have never loved anyone like I love you. Never before have I experienced love like the love I have loving you. I can never picture myself in the future loving my love for anyone else as much as I love loving you right now. All I need is love, the love I have for you in my heart and in other assorted places about my person....."
This is beyond snorting-soda-on-keyboard level humor, people. Thsi is snorting-*dinner*-on-keyboard.