OMG svmadelyn, where are you so I can squee? WHERE ARE YOU?????
Here is me, this time sans child, so no worries about scaring him.
Commentators in dour voices: This is by far the most difficult dismount--
Me: Please be quiet or you will make her fall.
Commentators: Blah blah blah
Me: Stick the landing, stick it stick it STICK IT RIGH THERE DAMMIT YES! YES! YES!
:::satellite goes out:::
:::foams at mouth:::
:::comes on just in time to watch Carly Peterson:::
Me: Breathe. SHUT UP COMMENTATORS! Oh God, don't take a step don't take a step, don't trip, oooh---yes! YES! DON'T GO OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD--YES!
Second time an American woman won. I. Am. So. Thrilled.
*happy place* She gets my happy cookie icon.