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children of dune - leto 1
seperis
Theoretically, let's say someone, who isn't me, wanted to write Hunter/Ethan. I mean, for no actual artistic value, but because so far, I can't find that pairing and what the hell, this is QaF, the one show where you can pretty much get everyone to fuck each other, because there's a better than good chance they've done it before in canon or thought about it at some point during an e-fueled high.

I love my fandom.

For some reason, the idea of Hunter sneaking out with Ethan's wallet afterward while he's sleeping just makes me happy. After referring to josselin, who, by the way, wasn't online when I thought of it and therefore wasn't able to derail me in time, I think it requires more thought, since I have, a.) Hunter hustles Ethan, and b.) Hunter steals the wallet. That is boring. And also, would require me to write sex between two characters that I find less sexy than toilet paper.

I'm thinking flying monkeys should attack. Or maybe the hotel has a convention fo gay Elvis impersonators. I mean, nothing says Comic Gold like gay Elvis impersonators.

Or this could be me, being reactive, since I forced myself to sit through Justin and Ethan making strange, icky eyes at each other early season three, like very dense, very loaded, very, very creepy sheep.

A very slight chance I just want a reason to humiliate Ethan. Just a little. Like, Hunter buys straight porn or a scary number of pay per view Adam Sandler movies or something and it shows up on Ethan's statement.

*sighs*

Stupid boring story. *smashes it*


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While having only the most basic idea who these people are or what they look like, this: like very dense, very loaded, very, very creepy sheep made me laugh myself into a coughing fit.

*grins* Seeing it is probably the scariest thing I've watched since The Ring.


A very slight chance I just want a reason to humiliate Ethan.

*ahem*

You know what I'm going to say. I won't be mad if you write it, just disappointed.

People look up to and listen to you more than they ever have to me - if you stop abusing Ethan, they might realize how pointless it is.

*grins* Chica, don't take it so. I just need to work the willies out of my system creatively, and that's assuming I can nail down a premise. Later, I shall remember that he's sometimes cute and also, that he annoys me much less once my OTP is okay, adn third, that I'm writing the poor bugger with Ted and really we should finish that story. I hated Lana a *lot more* and so far, I have yet to abuse her in fic. I tend to take out my angst on my OTP.

People look up to and listen to you more than they ever have to me - if you stop abusing Ethan, they might realize how pointless it is.

*snickers* The universe would be writing me B/J fic forever if this was true.

*hugs hard*

You know, I didn't have any reservations about writing a deathfic for Buffy, because she's already got plenty of fans. Unfortunately, we can't say the same about Ethan.

*hugsback*

Between Buffy, QaF and the L-Word I'm realizing more and more what a great limitation having an OTP can become.

Between Buffy, QaF and the L-Word I'm realizing more and more what a great limitation having an OTP can become.

*thinks*

OTPs aren't limiting, to me anyway. I've written over thirty-five pairings covering six fandoms that I can *remember*, six in QaF alone, and I've OTPed in every one of them. It's just who I am as a writer when I fall for a show and want to write fic for it. *shrug* It frees me to write the things I want to, really.

Yeah, but OTPs can cause some people to become ... shall we say, prejudiced?... against other characters. For no other reason, as you've said before, than 'coming between the otp' but not necessarily (or even in actuality) doing anything to them. I know it's just how some people feel, and they're entitled to their opinions, but it doesn't seem at all fair to me to take it out on Ethan (or Riley, for another example), just because he was there.

Just another case of me being Mr. Spock-like and arching my eyebrows at people, maybe - "This is not a comprehensible path of logic."

since I forced myself to sit through Justin and Ethan making strange, icky eyes at each other early season three, like very dense, very loaded, very, very creepy sheep

LOL! I think that's the best description of the J/E arc I've read so far.

Very, very creepy.

They scare me sometimes. Very much.

I'm thinking flying monkeys should attack.

...while Ethan plays a rousing rendition of the theme from the Wizard of Oz on his fiddle.

DO IT!!! *g*

You are so evil. THAT'S why I like you!


*pets you* You should write me something. Just cause.

Ask my muse to return from vacation already.

*kicks empty space*

...Justin and Ethan making strange, icky eyes at each other early season three, like very dense, very loaded, very, very creepy sheep.

Bwah! That wouldn't be so amusing if it wasn't so damn true!

I'm telling you, it's like watching one of those movies with people in cults. All zombie-weirdness and okay, not so much with the eating of brains, but still.

*shivers meaingfully*

I'm easily traumatized.

That's what traumatises you? I don't know whether to mock or just stare in shock.

Hmmm...

*mocks*

The eyes screamed "i will drink copious amounts of kool-aid and kill everyone in an unprecedented bloodbath".

They *did*. Don't look at me like that!

Also, I am reading at bjfic.net. I'm pretty sure I'm this close to actual insanity.

Also, you are a meanie. Just for the record. The next schmoopy b/j fic I write, I'm *so* dedicating it to you.

*scribbles down note to self*

The eyes screamed "i will drink copious amounts of kool-aid and kill everyone in an unprecedented bloodbath".

They *did*. Don't look at me like that!
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*giggles* Well, I don't quite have that reaction to Qafus, but I have the same reaction to the AIM smiley with all the teeth. It's creepy and, y'know, just sitting there planning to eat me.

I'm aware this is kinda my issue to deal with...

Also, you are a meanie. Just for the record. The next schmoopy b/j fic I write, I'm *so* dedicating it to you.

*scribbles down note to self*


*laughs* Well, at least I'm inspiring you...?

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