The Toybox

people for the conservation of limited amounts of indignation



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YOU LOVE IT, DON'T LIE.
You're totally picturing them with, like, frolicking baby centaurs, and tiny elves, and even a sort of mermaid Merlin enchants a bubble-head for, while he tells her she's not a freak, she's special, and Arthur watches on adoringly, and omg I hate myself I'm gonna go hide in the corner.

*in the corner with you* Baby unicorns come for playdates. *feels horrified* Arthur calls the three satyr twins they adopt his sons. It's all very--

Oh God.

It's just so easy to fall...



You know the idea was totally Arthur's, even if he blames Merlin's ticking clock to this day, and Merlin doesn't really mind.
I mean, with Magic he can enchant toys to float above the babies' cribs, and looking after them at all hours of the day is no different than caring after Arthur. Besides, he would have paid anything to see Arthur play imaginary tea-parties with their youngest daughters.
Morgana can't even bring herself to mock him for it, it was so adorable. Merlin does.

OH MY GOD ARTHUR PLAYING TEA PARTY WITH THEIR YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS.

*collapses*

I am going to go die slowly of sugar shock and adorableness, kthx.

You fault, yourfault, yourfaultyourfaultyourfault and so it'll say on my grave.

SO IS NOT.

*whimpering* He and Merlin would have beautiful children GOD STRIKE ME DEAD.

They would. They so would.

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